Contact Us
Ready to unleash the madness? Get in touch and let us bring the ultimate troublemaker to your door.
Phone: (312) BAD-CATS
Follow us on Social Media for behind-the-scenes glimpses of our cats in action and testimonials from satisfied customers:
Instagram: @catastropheagency
Twitter: @badkittyjobs
Disclaimer: Hiring a cat from the Catastrophe Agency is a high-risk endeavor. We are not responsible for any damage to property, loss of sanity, or sleepless nights that may occur as a result of hiring one of our cats.