Our Services
Single Day Trouble Package
Perfect for those who just need a brief burst of annoyance.
Weekly Mayhem Plan
For ongoing chaos needs, let your cat cause disturbances for up to seven days.
Full Month of Madness
If you're ready for a full-fledged cat-astrophe, this is for you. Expect more mayhem than you ever thought possible!
How it Works:
Browse Our Roster: Visit “Our Cats” page to review available cats, read their biographies, and find out which one best suits your needs.
Get in Touch: After you’ve selected your feline troublemaker, fill out our simple contact form or give us a call. We’ll discuss your needs, customize a service plan, and ensure you’re paired with the perfect cat.
Enjoy the Chaos: Once your cat arrives, sit back and prepare for the show. Whether it’s scratching, climbing, meowing, or knocking things off counters, your new feline employee will keep your enemies irritated, annoyed and frustrated.
Ongoing Support: Need more trouble? We offer additional services to ramp up the chaos, whether it’s more time with your current cat or a swap for a cat that is even worse.